Aqua Dots no longer just for kids!

By Henry

It’s official in a series of toy recalls, Aqua Dots has now repositioned itself. In stead of a standard recall, they have decided to reposition their product to the adult children.

Parties aged from 18 to 35 are rushing to toy stores and trying to buy Aqua Dots, a new cheap alternative to seeing sketchy individuals in night club bathrooms. It is no longer tough to buy date rape drugs, just get some Aqua Dots. What an appealing name and they come in multiple colors. Easy to swallow, to carry around and readily available- just go to your local toy store.

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